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My realization for this week? I’m suffering from a major issue— I am unable to successfully tell a joke without bursting into laughter before the punch line. 😂 Truly an embarrassment. (Spoiler, its gotten worse with age.)
Cheers! - Ashlyn
Community News
The Texas grid Is taking a hit — What about Cypress?
The Texas power grid has been under increasing pressure, and it's not just because of the summer heat. Our growing population, rapid industrial expansion, and rising digital demand are all pushing the state’s energy infrastructure to its limits.
Now, Cypress may be standing at the edge of an even greater challenge. A colossal new project—Stargate, a $500 billion AI and data center initiative backed by OpenAI, SoftBank, and Oracle—is planting roots across Texas. With 20 data centers planned and the first already under construction in Abilene, this initiative could dramatically reshape power usage statewide. (Read the full story here)
While this positions Texas as a tech titan, it also means more demand on a grid already nearing capacity. So what does that mean for communities like Cypress? It’s time to ask the big questions: Are we prepared? Who will foot the bill for expanded energy infrastructure? And can our local systems withstand what's coming?
Stay tuned—we’ll be watching how this unfolds for our corner of the state.
CFISD News
Graduation Traffic prep
Don’t say I didn’t warn you because I am sending this out a week early to prep you all. CFISD released the graduation schedule and it will be held at the Berry Center on Wednesday through Saturday of next week.
Now, the Berry Center rests in the smack middle of an already congested Barker Cypress so if you need to plan an alternate route for after work, now’s the time. You can read the full schedule of graduation ceremonies here but basically if you’re traveling down Barker Cypress between 12pm- 8pm (or 9am-5pm on Sat.) — allocate some extra time.
Texas Senate education Bills to watch
There’s been a lot of focus in the Texas Senate around the $8B bill that could effect teachers pay, plus public school financing and private school vouchers, but there has been a long string of other bills that could have big impacts on the public school system. Including CFISD. The Texas Tribune did a full write up but here’s the key takeaways.
K-12 DEI Ban (Senate Bill 12)
Would extend the DEI ban from higher ed to K-12 schools.
Prohibits DEI-related training, student groups, and employment considerations.
Book Bans and Library Oversight (Senate Bill 13)
Gives school boards/parents greater control over library content.
Targets books deemed “indecent” or “profane.”
Religious bills
Ten Commandments Bill (SB 10): Mandates display in every classroom.
School Prayer Bill (SB 11): Sets time for voluntary prayer.
Both have passed the Senate and face House debate.
Testing and accountability overhaul
HB 4 (House) and SB 1962 (Senate) aim to replace the STAAR with a shorter test given three times a year.
HB 4 allows courts to challenge accountability changes; SB 1962 consolidates TEA authority.
Teacher certification (SB 2253)
Requires certified teachers in core subjects by 2029–30.
Offers a one-time $1,000 stipend for uncertified teachers who get certified.
Passed Senate, headed to House.
Student discipline reform
HB 6: Increases school discretion to suspend students for major disruptions—rolls back protections for young and homeless students.
SB 1872: Mandatory expulsion for students who assault staff, including off-campus incidents.
SB 1925: Streamlines truancy referrals, removes intervention requirement.
SB 1871: Expands telehealth access and remote participation for disciplined students.
School Safety Funding
SB 260: Boosts funding to $28 per student and $30,000 per campus.
SB 598: Proposes $100 per student and $60,000 per campus.
Both aim to strengthen funding for safety upgrades beyond 2023’s HB 3, which mandated armed officers.
Literacy & Numeracy (HB 123 / SB 2252)
Mandates early screening in reading and math from Pre-K to 3rd grade.
Provides targeted tutoring and funds for teacher training.
Addresses critical skill gaps: Over half of Texas third graders are below grade level.
Cellphone Ban in Schools (HB 1481)
Would let schools restrict phones, tablets, smartwatches, etc.
Supporters cite mental health and focus; critics worry about limiting emergency communication.
Flexibility built in for storage policies or after-hours use.
Free Resource List 🌲
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I compiled this list of 35+ camps in the Cypress area for kids of all ages. I grabbed a little of this and that mixing in science, sports and art (of course). Give it a read here!
A short list of all your neighborhood’s favorite businesses and service providers (Over 200 and counting). Check it out here!
Lawn Maintenance Cheat Sheet. This includes the product(s) and schedule we’ve used when we knew nothing at all. Read it here!
Together With
Looking for a new way to get moving and shape your body this summer? PVOLVE Cypress is now open for business. PVOLVE offers functional fitness that can cater to any age or fitness level. They employ equipment that was developed in-house and gives you a constant progressive resistance challenge. They also offer Teacher, Military and Nurses Discounts!
Events Roundup
🗓️ Tuesday, May 20
Story Time & Pony Rides (Kids 18mo +) - 10AM at 10655 Katy Hockly Rd, Katy TX
Painting with a Twist
⏰ 7:00–8:00 PM | Ages 18+ | 2x Paint Points
🎨 Instructor: Tina D | 💵 $35–$49
📍12344 Barker Cypress Rd, Ste 200GriefShare Support Group – Christ Family Church
⏰ 6:30 PM | Find help and healing after the loss of a loved oneTuesday Night Bingo – Stovetop Brewing
⏰ 7:00 PM | Drink specials and friendly competition9:30 AM – Baby Story Time
Lone Star College-CyFair Library (HCPL), Harris County, TXAll-Day HAPPY HOUR Every TUESDAY at Katy Vibes
Katy Vibes, Katy, TXFree cookies for teachers📍All Locations
Beginner English Class
⏰ 6-7:30 PM | Intro-level language skills📍Northwest Branch Library, Cypress, TXTuesday Night Bingo – Craft Beer Cellar
⏰ 7:00 PM | Family-friendly bingo📍Cypress, TXPrewalker Playgroup – 10:30 AM at Harris County Deputy Darren Goforth Park
VIP Double Punch Tuesday – 10:00 AM at 25704 Northwest Fwy, Cypress, TX
Tuesday Meeting Ben Williams with Shingle Hut – 9:00 AM at 27008 Northwest Fwy #100, Cypress, TX
Smith Band Spring Concert - 6:00PM at Cypress Ranch High School
🗓️ Wednesday, May 21
Painting with a Twist
⏰ 7:00–9:00 PM | Ages 18+
🎨 Instructor: Tina D | 💵 $35–$49
📍12344 Barker Cypress Rd, Ste 200Baby Story Time – LSC-CyFair
⏰ 9:30AM, 10:30AM, and 11:30 AMTeen Advisory Group – LSC-CyFair
⏰ 5:30 - 6:30 PM | Ages 13-17 yearsWednesday Night Open Mic – Andy’s Bar and Grill
⏰ 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM10:30 AM – Bilingual Spanish Story Time
Lone Star College-CyFair Library (HCPL), Harris County, TXIntroductory ESL
⏰ 4:00 AM & 4:00 PM📍LSC-CyFairCrafts & Coffee
⏰ 10:00 AM | Adults welcome📍LSC-CyFairTween Book Club
⏰ 12:00 PM | For readers ages 9–12📍LSC-CyFairBYO Vinyl Wednesday
⏰ 2:00 PM | Bring your records
📍Craft Beer CellarKids Craft Club
⏰ 2:30 PM📍LSC-CyFairKnits & Knots
⏰ 2:30 PM | Knitting group📍LSC-CyFairMusic Bingo – The Local Bar
⏰ 6:00 PM | Prizes and playlists📍Cypress, TXMarco’s Spirit Night – 11:00 AM at Marco’s Pizza
NEW! Book Club! Lightning of Violence – 7:00 PM at 13234 Barker Cypress Road Ste 200
Wednesday Night Raffle – 7:00 PM at 11734 Barker Cypress, Cypress, TX
90s Night Music Bingo – 7:00 PM at Koozies Sports Bar and Grill
Wine Down Wednesdays at The Frio! – 12:00 PM at Frio Grill
🗓️ Thursday, May 22
Painting with a Twist
⏰ 8:00 - 9:00 PM | Ages 18+
🎨 Instructor: TBD | 💵 $35–$49
📍12344 Barker Cypress Rd, Ste 200⏰7:00 - 9:00PM| Free|
📍15103 Mason Road B3, Cypress ,TX 77433
⏰9:30AM, 10:30AM, and 11:30 AM | Ages 3-6 years
Stories, songs and play with Ms.Missy
⏰7:00 - 9:00PM | Free to Play
⏰6PM | Free Entry
6:00 PM – Family Fun Night
Lone Star College-CyFair Library (HCPL), Harris County, TXTimeless Health & Wellness Ribbon Cutting
⏰ 11:30 AM📍Cypress, TXSavvy Stitchers
⏰ 1:00 PM | Open sewing group📍LSC-CyFairSit and Stitch
⏰ 1:00 PM | Bring your crafts📍LSC-CyFairSamuel Smith’s Bingo Night – 6:30 PM at Brew30 Taphouse
JWC Pottery Workshop – 7:00 PM at Chabad of Cypress and Northwest Houston
Saratoga Homes Carnaval Close Out – 11:00 AM at 8003 Cypress Poplar Court
Rightsizing Seminar Series Part 3 – 2:00 PM at Cadence Creek at Towne Lake
Thursday Night Darts – 7:00 PM at 11734 Barker Cypress, Cypress, TX
Bridgeland High School Theatre: Willy Wonka – 7:00 PM at 10707 Mason Rd, Cypress, TX
Blingo Bingo at Union Kitchen – 6:00 PM–8:00 PM at Towne Lake, Cypress
Thursday Karaoke at The Barn – 6:00 PM at 16416 Mueschke Road, Cypress, TX
Discounts & Specials
Tuesday Specials
NEW! BB’s Tex-Orleans: Weekday Happy Hour.
NEW! Great American Cookies: Teacher Tuesdays. A Free Treat 1 per visit.
Pluckers: Kids Eat Free; Texas Tuesday – $1 off all pints, bottles, cans, and Pluckers Cocktails (Texas-made)
Pluckers: Live Team Trivia 7:30 PM; $6.25 24 oz. Mother Pluckers Mugs (Miller Lite & others)
Brewingz: Buy One Get One Free Wings; $7 Drink Flights
Local Table: $4 Off All Specialty Drinks
Texas Mesquite Grill: Happy Hour 3–6:30 PM; $6.95 Bar Food
Big City Wings: 2-for-1 Bone-In and Boneless Wings
Dario’s: Happy Hour 3–6 PM
La Viva Cantina: Happy Hour Apps, Mini Meals & Drinks 3–6 PM
Mac’s Sports Bar & Grill: $7.99 Burger Special
Willie’s Ice House: $5 Apps; Happy Hour 2–6 PM
World of Beer: $6.95 Lunch (open–2 PM); Happy Hour 3–7 PM
Main Squeeze Juice Co.: Any Mocktail $7 (4–6 PM)
Andy’s Bar and Grill: Kids Eat Free with the purchase of an adult entree and drink
Wednesday Specials
NEW! BB’s Tex-Orleans: Happy Hour; Crawfish 5 Pound Mound for $30
Pluckers: Live Team Trivia 7:30 PM; $6.25 24 oz. Mother Pluckers Mugs
Brewingz: 2-for-1 Boneless Wings; $1 Off Rum Buckets
Local Table: 1/2 Price Bottles of Wine
Texas Mesquite Grill: Happy Hour 3–6:30 PM; $6.95 Bar Food
Big City Wings: $8 Burgers (after 5 PM); $5 Whiskey
Dario’s: Happy Hour 3–6 PM
La Viva Cantina: Happy Hour Apps, Mini Meals & Drinks 3–6 PM
Willie’s Ice House: $5 Apps; Happy Hour 2–6 PM
World of Beer: $6.95 Lunch (open–2 PM); Happy Hour 3–7 PM
Main Squeeze Juice Co.: Any Mocktail $7 (4–6 PM)
Thursday Specials
NEW! BB’s Tex-Orleans: Weekday Happy Hour.
Pluckers: All-You-Can-Eat Buffalo Bites; Tijuana Thursday – $5 8 oz. Frozen Regular-Ritas; $6.25 24 oz. Dos Equis Mugs
Brewingz: $0.99 Draft Beers; 20 Boneless Wings Special
Local Table: Any Pizza + Select Bottle of Wine $40
Texas Mesquite Grill: Happy Hour 3–6:30 PM; $6.95 Bar Food
Big City Wings: 2-for-1 Boneless Wings; $3 Bud Light Aluminums; $3 Busch Light
Dario’s: Happy Hour 3–6 PM
La Viva Cantina: Happy Hour Apps, Mini Meals & Drinks 3–6 PM
Willie’s Ice House: $5 Apps; Happy Hour 2–6 PM
Frio Grill: $7 Appetizers, $2 Beers, $4 Wines, $6 Cocktails
World of Beer: $6.95 Lunch (open–2 PM); Happy Hour 3–7 PM
Main Squeeze Juice Co.: Any Mocktail $7 (4–6 PM)
*Keep in mind, these are subject to change at the discretion of the location and business.