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Happy Friday, Cypress! 🌷🌲
Wait… It's MAY?? 😳 Somehow, we blinked and the first quarter of the year vanished into thin air. And now suddenly the calendar is packed, we've got the Kentucky Derby tomorrow (time to dig out the fanciest hat in your closet), Cinco de Mayo on Tuesday, Mother's Day next weekend, and the slow creeping realization that summer break is 27 short days away. Cypress moms, that means in less than a month, our houses will become full-contact daycare centers with snack demands every 12 minutes. Start mentally preparing now, maybe with a margarita on Tuesday 😉.
Have a great weekend Cypress!
Cheers! - Ashlyn 🌲💚
The Digest 🌲
See Where The Cheapest Gas is Today [See Prices Here]
Homes of the Week:
A built-in wireless phone charger in the kitchen island, USB outlets EVERYWHERE, EV-ready garage… this Marvida new build is basically a tech family’s dream home under $345k. 📱🏡 [See the Home]
A grand spiral staircase, beautiful kitchen, a wine/coffee grotto, and 6 bedrooms — this Towne Lake stunner is built for hosting EVERYONE for the holidays. (Even the in-laws… in their own wing 😉 ) [See the Home]
🐾 Adopt Spotlight — Meet Professor Boomer!
This is Professor Boomer — a 4-month-old Shepherd/Husky mix with the cutest little face you've ever seen and a resume that includes "expert-level zoomies," "advanced degree in face kisses," and "professional socialite." 🥹 He loves kids, loves other dogs, snuggles like it's his full-time job, and is currently working on his potty training thesis. He needs a 10-day foster ASAP — or even better, his forever family.
Don’t forget to pick him up some treats 🐶
What’s New In Cypress 🌲
Walk On’s is Opening Soon!
We received a press release yesterday that confirmed two things: 1.) Walk On’s is estimated to open in June, and 2.) They are hiring! According to the statement given, they claim that this new location “will open in June and create approximately 135 jobs”. [Apply Here]. They must have come a long way since March, when a local shared a very underwhelming look at the construction. The comments are giving some mixed reviews, but basically, the theme of the day is they better come strong with the service and the food quality or face the same issue many other restaurants are experiencing in Towne Lake (frustrated customers, no repeat visits, and eventually… closure).
A Taste of Cy-Fair is Saturday!
In Case You Missed It:
The ‘Just Between Friends’ Sale Ends Sunday!
Think of a thrift shop, just for kids’ items, with a huge selection of just about everything from newborns+.
I try to go at least once per year (they only host a spring and a fall event). You can find these all over the Houston area, but this one is my favorite for the size, variety of items, and distance from the Cypress Area. Hope we see you there! [Learn More]
Want to become a business partner with us. Let us know here!
It’s been a while since we launched the Insider Tier, and I know many of you are try-before-you-buy so I’m offering you a 7-day Free Trial so you can see the discounts, the events, and all the content that we don’t share with our Free Subscribers.
Here’s what you’ll have access to:
Over $252 in discounts and Freebies from local businesses
I’m very proud of this because these came from partnerships that we have only with these businesses. (You won’t find these on Groupon)
This list is still growing.
Businesses such as Crust Pizza, The Picklr, Hailey’s Italian, and more (14 total as of writing this)
The Cypress Job Board🌲 2,500+
Local Events
50-100 weekly events (This week there are 99, I believe)
So much happens in Cypress. We give you all the events with links and details.
Includes Family Friendly, Outdoor, Indoor, Paid, and Free events
The price is $10/month (Free for 7 days). No contract, you can cancel if you get inside and don’t find the value you’re searching for.
