Happy Friday, Cypress! ⛳
The Masters is this weekend, and if you are married to a golf fan — I am so sorry. Actually, I'm not sorry. Because, same. 😂
This weekend, the television belongs to Augusta. The couch belongs to Augusta. The remote? Absolutely belongs to Augusta. If you need your husband for literally anything between Thursday and Sunday — a leaky faucet, moving furniture, basic human conversation — I'd go ahead and lower your expectations now and revisit that list on Monday.
Our only wildcard is our 3-year-old, who has zero interest in golf and a very strong opinion about Toy Story. So really it's less of a Masters weekend and more of a hostage negotiation — will Rory McIlroy make the cut, or will Woody and Buzz take over the TV by noon? Only time will tell. 🤠⛳
Cheers! - Ashlyn 🌲💚
