Happy Friday, Cypress! ⛳
The Masters is this weekend, and if you are married to a golf fan — I am so sorry. Actually, I'm not sorry. Because, same. 😂
This weekend, the television belongs to Augusta. The couch belongs to Augusta. The remote? Absolutely belongs to Augusta. If you need your husband for literally anything between Thursday and Sunday — a leaky faucet, moving furniture, basic human conversation — I'd go ahead and lower your expectations now and revisit that list on Monday.
Our only wildcard is our 3-year-old, who has zero interest in golf and a very strong opinion about Toy Story. So really it's less of a Masters weekend and more of a hostage negotiation — will Rory McIlroy make the cut, or will Woody and Buzz take over the TV by noon? Only time will tell. 🤠⛳
Cheers! - Ashlyn 🌲💚
The Digest 🌲
See Where The Cheapest Gas is Today [See Prices Here]
Homes of the Week:
Lakefront living, vaulted ceilings, and a 3-car garage — all on one story in Bridgeland. 🌊 [See the Home]
Move-in ready, updated, and backed by a whole-home generator — all under $350k in Cypress. 🏡 [See the Home]
4.5-year-old Husky/German Shepherd mix who was found wandering the streets, scared and hungry, and has spent way too long waiting for her person ever since. 🥹 She loves kids, fetch, swimming, snuggles, and is literally in obedience school right now, becoming the best version of herself — because that's just the kind of girl she is. If you have experience with large dogs and room in your heart for 97 pounds of pure love, Maddie is ready.
Don’t forget to pick her up some treats 🐶
What’s New In Cypress 🌲
Business Opening Updates
Andy’s Frozen Custard off of Barker Cypress has its signs up, so it shouldn’t be long now. This one has been delayed for a while now (it was supposed to open in Feb/March), so it’ll be nice to give it a try finally.
Tim Hortons (located in the same shopping center as Andy’s) has its signs up as well, but internal construction isn’t scheduled for completion until the end of July, with the grand opening TBD for now (I’m sensing August).
JetSet Pilates has announced that preview classes will begin on April 13, with regular classes starting April 26 and a full grand opening celebration planned for April 25 from 11 am – 1 pm, featuring local vendors, light bites and drinks, a DJ, access to discounted Founding Memberships, and exclusive JETSET swag. [Lock in your Founders Rates.]
Latest Reads:
8 Months Pregnant, a Cypress Mother Says BCBS and Memorial Hermann Have Thrown Her Delivery Plan Into Chaos. (And this isn’t the first time) “How is this happening again?” Nearly four years after a similar insurance dispute disrupted her first pregnancy, one Cypress family says they are once again facing uncertainty in the final weeks before delivery. Read The Full Story Here.
Parents with littles, these are for you! : LSC-CyFair is hosting fun play-based family workshops (ages 1-3) every Friday in April and May. View full details here.
New Summer Camps Have Been Added!: Camp info for 2026 is coming in, and we are updating links and info week over week. This week, we have new sports additions plus a reading program section. See all of our camps here! [See The Full Camp List].
On The Cypress Job Board🌲
Updated April 9 with 30+ additional Job postings!
Each week, we’ll list a handful in the newsletter, and the full list will be available to either of our upgraded subscribers [Insiders] or [Cypress Jobs] members.
Job Title | Company | Commitment |
|---|---|---|
Schnabel Engineering | Full Time, Onsite, $73k–$110k/yr | |
The N2 Company | Full Time, Hybrid, $149k/yr | |
JPMorgan Chase | Full Time, Onsite | |
UnitedHealth Group | Full Time, Onsite, $50k–$109k/yr | |
Learning Care Group | Part Time, Onsite |
This week, we have 130+ jobs in the Cypress area, both hourly and salaried, including local restaurants, contractors, and more. Some ranging up to $100k in salary.
Your Next Reads:
Cypress Discounts & Freebies 🌲
A Huge Thank you to all of Our Partners
Cypress Digest Insider Exclusives | ||
|---|---|---|
Frio Grill Lunch Offer | The Trash Bin Cleaner Freebie | British Swim School of Cypress: Class Freebies |
Crust Pizza: Freebie with any purchase. | The Picklr: $29 off membership | Hailey's Italian Restaurant: 15% off any online order |
See all of our Partner Deals as an Insider (These can’t be found anywhere else)☝️
Also in our list:
$
154$252 worth of monthly discounts + Freebies72 Weekly Restaurant Specials/Happy Hour List
14 Currated Cypress Business Specials (We scoured the web and found extra deals in the area).
Events Roundup 🌲
There Are 91 Total Events This Week!
*Hours and events are subject to change depending on the business and weather. Confirm with individual locations prior to making plans!
Here’s what Insiders can see this week:
Live Music, Karaoke, Bingo
Crawfish Boils
Family Activities and Play-Based Events
Resource List 🌲
Looking for more resources? Here’s the Cypress Digest Resource List. Exclusive to subscribers of Cypress Digest. Enjoy!
30+ Places to Play Pickleball in Cypress, TX (and Nearby). Read it here!
Cypress Digest Business Directory. See our picks for trusted service providers in Cypress. HVAC, Roofing, Plumbing & more! See It Here!
