Hey friends!
Welcome back to Cypress Digest! Random thought of the day: My birthday falls over spring break, peak HLSR timelines, and some St. Patty’s Day Celebrations - which is terribly inconvenient when you think about it. So if you need me, I’ll be confined to my house, where there’s no traffic, no massive crowds, and no expectations. 🥳
Although I do have plans for the zoo next week. If you’d like to get me anything, I’d appreciate a positive review or your consideration of becoming an insider.
Cheers, Cypress!- Ashlyn 🌲💚
The Digest 🌲
See Where The Cheapest Gas is Today [See Prices Here]
Homes of the Week:
Some people prefer townhomes. I can see the allure [See The Listing].
I see an EXCELLENT investment opportunity [See The Home].
Adopt Pets: 🐾 Meet Mama Skye! Mama Skye is the kind of dog who makes a house feel like home 🐾. Don’t forget to pick her up some treats 🐶
What’s New In Cypress 🌲
Cypress Job Postings I noticed pop up recently…
$12-$16/hour - The New PTerry’s in Bridgeland is preparing to open! They’ve posted several jobs: back of house, front of house, part-time, full-time. [See Them All & Apply Here]
$17-$38/hour - Janie & Jack Boutique is hiring a new GM at the Premium Outlets [See the listing and Apply Here.]
$30k+ Salary - CFISD Office Assistant II [See the listing & Apply Here]
$70k - $100k Salary - Licensed Practical Nurse [See the listing & Apply Here]
Yay or Nay to a 'Cypress Jobs' section?
New: Why Your Cypress Home’s Value, Appraisal, and Tax Bill Never Seem to Match
One of the most effective ways to lower your property tax bill (without hurting your home’s value) is to protest your property appraisal. But here’s the part many homeowners don’t realize: your appraisal value and your home’s market value are not the same thing. Protesting your appraisal isn’t lowering what your home could sell for- It’s making sure the government’s tax assessment reflects a fair value.
Reads from Friday:
Cy-Fair ISD’s Budget Problem Is About to Hit Cypress: What It Means for Your Taxes, Schools, and What Comes Next: Cy-Fair ISD’s Budget Squeeze Is Turning Into a Structural Problem. And While it’s No One’s Fault (directly), Local Taxpayers Will Feel the Next Chapter.
🇺🇸 Let’s See How The Election Went: Who won, who didn’t, and which runoffs are underway. See the results, voter counts, and map layouts
🔐 This Is How Property Taxes Work in Cypress — And How Abbott’s Proposal Could Affect Them: Several of the Cypress Area neighborhoods have property tax rates of 3.3-3.5%. Beating the average by a long shot. With Bridgeland Central entering the picture along with The Toro District, many residents are worried about how it's going to affect their tax bill. Well, Abbott believes he has an answer, and it shines a light on the current structure, its weak points, and his remedy.
Cypress Discounts & Freebies 🌲

Reminder: Insiders, you have some new partner offers in your Discounts List.
NEW: Frio Grill Lunch Offer | NEW: The Trash Bin Cleaner Freebie | NEW: British Swim School of Cypress: Class Freebies |
Crust Pizza: Freebie with any purchase. | The Picklr: $29 off membership | Fame Mobile Detailing: $50 special |
Hailey's Italian Restaurant: 15% off any online order | Premier Pools & Spas: $500 gift card + LED Light upgrade | Simply Brew Coffee: BOGO special |
You won’t find these anywhere else ☝️
Also in our list:
$
154$252 worth of monthly discounts + Freebies72 Weekly Restaurant Specials/Happy Hour List
14 Currated Cypress Business Specials (We scoured the web and found extra deals in the area).
Wednesday is Networking Day: Join Us At JVPNG!
Events Roundup 🌲

There Are 94 Total Events This Week!
*Hours and events are subject to change depending on the business and weather. Confirm with individual locations prior to making plans!
Here are some of my favorites for the week:
Wed: Spring Break Unicorn & Superhero Pony Ride Experience
◦ 10:00 AM • Paloma Trails
◦ 🦄 Kids Event • 🐴 Pony RidesThurs: Spring Break Camp @ The Clubhouse
◦ Mar 10 – Mar 12 • 9214 West Bridgeport Cir, Cypress
◦ 🧒 Kids Camp • 🎉 ActivitiesFri: Late Thunderstorm – Paint Night
◦ 9:00 PM • 12344 Barker Cypress Rd Ste 200
◦ 🎨 Art Class • 🌙 Night OutSat: St. Patrick’s Day Bash
◦ 11:30 AM • Mo’s Irish Pub, Cypress
◦ 🍀 Holiday Event • 🎉 Party
Resource List 🌲
Looking for more resources? Here’s the Cypress Digest Resource List. Exclusive to subscribers of Cypress Digest. Enjoy!
See what’s opening soon in Cypress. Read it here!
30+ Places to Play Pickleball in Cypress, TX (and Nearby). Read it here!
Updated Cypress Digest Business Directory. See our picks for trusted service providers in Cypress. HVAC, Roofing, Plumbing & more! See It Here!
The 13 places for Best Live Music in Cypress! [Read it Here!]
Lawn Maintenance Cheat Sheet. This includes the product(s) and schedule we’ve used when we knew nothing at all. Read it here!



